That's fantastic, Key Bank, but I didn't want a CR-V

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customer withdrawl: $19,200

Initially I though oh noes somebody is stealing my secret pornography money (actually it’s an inheritance from my grandfather which I promised him I wouldn’t squander)…

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Then I remembered my dad bought his car.

So then I said,

“Susan, why did your husband embezzle funds from me?”

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So at least I have a CR-V. Screw University of Rochester, I have iVTEC yo. I’m waiting for Susan’s husband to get home. Until he explains his ways he is going to be called Susan’s husband. Think long and hard what they did to MARTHA!

Actually, I think there was some confusion since Susan and her husband are on my account from when I opened it when I was 16. But still…scary.

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F THAT.

beat that muther down… then hit him with the crv

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I actually like the CR-V. It’s so much less White-Trash-Mama than the Equinox. But last time I checked I still had 6 or 7 years of college left.

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easy way to get him home from work

call the cops

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hm…i don’t really understand what you mean, Correy…

hmmm…

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which one u bank at?

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Ouch.

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:tdown: thats lame.

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whaaaa?

thats whacky man

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i think what he means is that…

his dad bought a car. they took the money for the car out of a wrong account, one with his fathers name on it, the account and money actually belonging to cory.

correct?

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Yes. But I transfered the money back over. So now I can be a minimalist again.