I say this line a good 5x a week. I should start making a list.
Regarding almond M&M’s …
“All these are tiny compared to the one I just put in my mouth.”
“That’s what she said.”
this kid i work with had spacers or whatever in his ears, they were stretched out suuuuuper far (he now has sloppy hanging ear holes)
he asked the owner if he could put them back in and she was like no fuckin way!
so he goes “CMON”
and she goes “CMON MY ASS!”
thats what she said
Who, Simon? Haha
fucking awesome!
Lol that’s so good!
And ya it was Simon
Tonight my wife said “I’m going to have to do a lot of blowing” referring to how many leaves have fallen from our tree onto the front yard. Obviously I said “That’s what she said”.
jealous that you have leaves falling on your front lawn right now…
Yeah. It was 70/sunny with a breeze today. Not bad for this time of year.
BUMP
alright i just saw this thread when looking for another thread i had started and remembered this from a few months ago. this girl that i work with was so stoked about the new mcdonalds strawberry lemonade slushies or whatever (gross)
they were a quarter the day that they came out, she was so stoked on that shit, she looks at me and goes “i cant wait. im going to every mcdonalds along my route. give them a quarter, slurp it down, and then right onto the next one”
TWSS!!
You win^!
Haha!
Nice bump!
We get so many TWSS moments at NAPA that we have decided to change it up a little bit and add the term “just like prom night” in it’s place on occasion.
Examples…
Put it in the small box…Just like prom night
You have to get it in the right hole, but that can be tricky since you cant see down there
it’s definitely a tight fit, but you know when it’s in all the way
too many to list.
So I was standing at the paper shredder at work today and I jammed it (oh the ironing)
So this guy Ed look at it and goes, “what’d you do joe? Too fast, too many, too thick?”
my next work shall be entitled “The Life and Times of Joseph Andrew Mendola” - It will be a “video book” and it will sell trillions. Trillions. 250 per human.
I like humans.
You do know it’s “irony” not “ironing”…right?
Oh, the ironing…
Oh, the huge manatee…