TWSS
Was cashing out at Wegman’s a few weeks back, the cashier was an 18 or 19 year old girl, kind of a ginger, kinda chubby, obviously not very outgoing, just trying to earn her paycheck.
I sneezed very loudly
Cashier: Wow, was that a sneeze?
Me: Uh yeah, sorry, I sneeze loud sometimes.
Cashier: It was just so explosive.
Me: That’s what she said.
Unfortunately my fiancée was standing in line with me, that didn’t go over well….
It is ironicness. 
Playing disc golf, one guy in my group throws and one guy says “nice shot” he replies “thanks, not too long but it will do the job” ~twss