Not bad, but I really lol’d at this:
Formula Junior exists mainly for the purpose of making autocross days longer. Anyone who thinks about an Internal Combustion Engine while Junior Karts are running is subject to immediate execution by dismemberment.
Because I used to hate the 50 or so announcements about no cars being allowed to so much as idle while the carts were running. Want to go get a soda while the carts are running for 20 minutes? You better fucking walk.
Pardon my noob-ness…why dont they want your cars running during JRs?
I think because someone might run over a cart.
There is a rule prohibiting cars from moving when AND where (note the and, logic states both conditions must apply), since they are harder to see. The idea being you pile all the karts up near the start so cars can keep griding… just about no one has figured this out yet.
[edit] Also See
Formula 1
NASCAR
IndyCar
Drag Racing
Rally Racing
Look - a blimp!
Miata
:lol:
Dale Earnhardt is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right testicles.
Dale Earnhardt does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Dale Earnhardt has recently changed his middle name to “Fucking.”
When Dale Earnhardt sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dale Earnhardt has not had to pay taxes ever.
There is no chin behind Dale Earnhardt’s beard. There is only another fist.
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Dale Earnhardt.
In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Dale Earnhardt’s Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.
Dale Earnhardt spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for KFC and Tequila.
Dale Earnhardt does not sleep. He waits.
Dale Earnhardt can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his dick.
Crop circles are Dale Earnhardt’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dale Earnhardt allows to live.
When Dale Earnhardt goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
^^^^effin ghey…all stolen/reused Chuck Norris jokes