The I'm still in college because I don't want to get a real job yet thread

http://www.distance-education.org/ReviewsList/Bryant---Stratton-College-50

lol. but when i got hired that was the only degree i had, along with my mechanical background. they liked me i guess. knowing how to nal an interview and dress correctly helped aswell. but after i was here for about 6 months, i took the exam to get into the Machinist Apprentice program. It was the quickest way to the top, so i took it and did very well. i once again had to go through another interview process, and the accepted me. they lower your pay to the lowest floor worker rate and send you to hvcc for another 2 yr degree. go to school for 4 days a week and train at work for one day. you have to maintain a b average nd graduate. and you also have to get signed off on a slew of machines at work, then they bring the rate back up to what the entry rate would be for a machinist, then you start your progression to the top rate (one rate every 6 months) while they watch your progress and quality of work. they didnt hire me to be a machinist dude. it was a long process.

90% of people in this thread are doing it wrong

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I dont think I could ever go back to college even if I was getting paid to do it. Id most likely fall asleep there and/or have trouble paying attention and learning.

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Adderall to the rescue

I dont do pills.

It just seems like lately my attention span is short, I zone out/daydream and cant focus.

Yea because you probably have ADD

no idea if I do or dont and I dont go to doctors so Im not gonna find out.

Hereeeeeeeeeeee we go…

:facepalm

PJB. He’s dynomite.

PJB. He always wins the fight!

PJB. He’s a power load.

PJB. Watch him exploooode!

weird not having school at all. kinda miss it, but at the same time im glad that part of my life is over and i can use my degree elsewhere

LMAO! herreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

PJB IS ANTI HEATHCARE. DONT ANYONE DARE PUSH IT ON HIM

Fuck! Gonna have to make my way out from Williams and Cogan then

DONT…YOU…DARE…!

Can’t wait to start and yet finish, these last two semesters are gonna be the definition of fire

and alot of fucking work

I am trying to get it, no luck yet. Anyone that knows me can tell I need that shit really bad. Fuckin’ drug abusing children make it more difficult to get a script for it.

You’re welcome