the little black jew

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A little boy came home from school one day slightly confused.

His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So he asks, “Mommy, am I more Jewish or more Black?”

“What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you’ll just have to ask your father”.

So, when his father got home, he asks the same question, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Black?”

“What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you’re more Jewish or more black?” asks his dad.

"Well, it’s like this dad… Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don’t know whether to

Jew his ass down to $25, or wait until it’s dark and steal the Motherfucker."

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:hsugh:

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:bowrofl:

edit, im not racist, its just funny

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thats pretty funny, but the answer is black…
in american 1% makes you whole.

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i saw some thing on TV a few years back about a white-as-fuck old man complaining about how his race was “black” because he had one black great-grandparent.

does that apply with all non-white races? because i think i look a hell of a lot more scottish/austrian than i do persian.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

$25, shit… jeff would talk him down to $5

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Thats a funny joke.

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i’m not the expert but it wouldn’t suprise me if it goes for all

yeah those shows are interesting…saw one about how many people who think they are 100% white are not…due to some ancestor who had sex with or raped a slave…its was very interesting.

just like it says america…the great melting pot!

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lmao

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Here’s another joke…

Did you hear what the black guy ate for dinner?

Fried chicken and watermelon! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And another:

Did you hear the one about the Jew? He was thrifty! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:hsugh:

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LOL…

i never got that joke…i hate watermelon :dunno:

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the point of that was to illustrate that jokes need more than a stereotypical racial reference in order to be funny. :love:

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Here’s a good one:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

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You fuck her.

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i know…

i got it…it was funny

i wasn just adding to it that i never understood that stereotype.

i’ll tear up some chicken, but not big on watermelon…

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werd

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hers a joke.

one day a little black kid put flour on his face while his mother was cookin and says to his mom look mom i’m a white boy i’m a white boy. his mom slaps him and says go show your grandma what you just did.
so goes to his grandmas room and says look grandma i’m a white boy i’m a white boy. she slaps him and says go show your father what you just did.
so he goes in the livin room to show his dad.
Hey dad look at me I’m a white boy i’m a white boy. Once again he gets hit.
He then walked in to the kitchen where his mom was and she asked him did you learn your lesson. He says yeah I only been white 5 minutes and i already hate N%ggers

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:rofl: