Not sure who that is directed at. Me? If so, give me prime examples where I genuinely make fun of you in a serious, non joking manner.
As for being on the computer “every sec,” I work 3-8 or 4-9 depending on the day, and have breaks at school. Spending time on shift is an excellent way to kill time. Aside from school/work I am probably on the computer about 10% worth of my free time that does not require use of such a device.