Post up your favorite Darwin articles, pics, and vids!!!
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NOMINEE No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
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I second the nomination for John McCain. :tup:
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I second the nomination for John McCain. :tup:
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John loves the reverend Jerry Falwell. I do not love him anymore.
NOMINEE No. 3: [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
WINNAR!
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington
USA appeared to be the robber’s first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
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His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing
in handguns. -
The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
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To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door. -
A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer
and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,
the
clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also
drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime
scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.
Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the
2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
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The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington
USA appeared to be the robber’s first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
-
His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing
in handguns. -
The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
-
To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door. -
A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer
and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,
the
clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also
drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime
scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.
Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the
2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
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lol that is funny, what an idiot
so what constitutes a darwin award does the person always have to die??
NOMINEE #4: (9 April 2003, New Zealand) Phil needed to make repairs to the underside of his car. But when he jacked it up, there wasn’t enough room for him to work. So he removed the car’s battery, placed the jack on top of it, and set to work again, this time with plenty of elbow-room.
Unfortunately for Phil, car batteries are not designed to carry much weight. The battery collapsed and the jack toppled, trapping him beneath the car. Unable to breathe due to the weight on his chest, he quickly expired in a pool of battery acid.
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lol that is funny, what an idiot
so what constitutes a darwin award does the person always have to die??
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No not dead…dead helps ensure their legend in the Darwin hall of fame but serious injury resulting is always a strong candidate.
I’d say there a better Darwin victim if they have to suffer after there own stupidity.
this kid who was playing with the spray paint/fire got burned… haha. theres just something too funny about seeing people on fire.
i would pay anything to see a vid of that guy trying to rob the weapons store. can you imagine the look on his face when everyone started drawing their weapons… he had to have some major shit stains in his pants. plus everyone in the store was prolly high fiving afterwards… free target practice.
lol at the guys screaming in pain after the wrestling move from the roof thru the table… no one calls an ambulance, just let them yell in agony…
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The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington
USA appeared to be the robber’s first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
-
His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing
in handguns. -
The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
-
To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door. -
A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer
and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,
the
clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also
drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime
scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.
Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the
2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
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While generally true, it has been embellished like most stories on the interweb
want to see the worst video ever?
best part 7:10 in when the kid randomly sings kanye west/keeps calling shit ganster
that fucking sucked