the victim answered that he "thought they could just 'fart' and be friends."

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Fetish Friendship Turns Foul Flatulence fan claims he was assaulted by man he met online

    	APRIL 8--In a police report that reads as if it was written for the  Howard Stern show, an Oklahoma man who enjoys "the sound and smell of  farts" has told cops that he was sexually assaulted by a man he met  online. As detailed in the below Oklahoma City Police Department report,  the men met in a chat room in February and subsequently exchanged a  series of sexually charged text messages. The 27-year-old victim, who  cops report has autism, told investigators that he was lonely and was  seeking to "make friends that had the same fetish for 'farts.'" However,  when the pair met ten days ago, the victim claims that he was forced to  engage in a variety of sexual acts while in the suspect's bedroom. The  encounter ended, the victim said, when the man told him, "My mom is  going to get up and go to work soon, so you need to go." Police, who  redacted the names of both men from the crime report, have not made an  arrest in connection with the alleged incident. Asked why he still met  with the suspect after receiving the lewd text messages "if he did not  want to do any of it," the victim answered that he "thought they could  just 'fart' and be friends." (3 pages)	

These people vote. :tup:

epic fail

fucking halarious

Anyone want to fart and be friends? I’m game.