The What If Thread?

We would all die.

What if bisexuality was the normal way of life?

What if it actually was not a big deal to anyone to have more than one wife or husband?

The marriage wouldent exist. Why get married if every woman you wanted you could just marry?

What if DOT laws in NY were like cali

Provence town in cape cod wouldn’t be as amusing.

I wouldn’t have to beg my wife to have a three some with the hot chicks I see at the bars

What if God didn’t kill kittens every time you masturbate?

20wrx09 would fit in.

What if there were no languages or advanced means of communication?

Your what if exists…its called iraq

There was a time where this existed… Go 20-30-40 years back where kids went outside and played, people helped their fellow man out and people knew eachother on a family level, you could leave your front doors open all day and not have to worry about getting robbed

Then we got tv computers and more retards from other continents

What if the slave trade never happend.

I wouldnt have a reason to use the word NI66ER

What if you had a chance to nail the hottest girl on earth, but the moment you finished your penis fell off?

I would masturbate right when she took her clothes off and kick her out

What if your sense of smell was located on your feet?

I would be even more pissed off if I stepped in dog shit.

What if you could be invisable?

I’d follow PJB around on his daily routine to clear up rumors…

What if Joey Jiggs never picked up a wrench?

shit wouldnt break. (jk man)

What if PJB didnt exist???

the world would be full of virgins

what if you woke up one day as the opposite sex

My my fingers would never stop smelling like va-jay.

What if all women had penises too?

Its a trap.

What if Fett killed Vader?

i loled

we would all just be ra tards