Things you DON'T do that other NYSpeeders DO

make my user name about someone else’s life/success
make my user name about shitty music

paint tigers on my car

care if im popular with the majority of nys

Live in los Angeles (I’m not sure if anyone does…)

Have fggt body piercings to “express myself”.

Talk about how much money I make in every post.

Ride the Mods scrotal inhabitants every day.

(Just realized the first 2 were inadvertently directed at newman, but they is not.)

hahaha

Smoke pot
Leg hump every girl that ever joins
Use a lot of internet “lingo” OMG ROFL LOL DIAF FGGT GA - get aids

think ILCisDEAD isnt a douche bag

Have sexual intercourse with girls.
Know how to fix a majority of things on cars.
Send naked pictures of myself to other members.

care about NYSpeed

sit in my computer chair naked, eating cheese puffs

Modify cars.

own a watch

Watch TV.

Play video games.

Participate in IRL conversations about nyspeed

Be gay.

Have a good job.

Meh, there are nicer buildings, architecurally, but that is pretty bad ass. I want to visit Dubai someday.

let other people decide what car I should buy

I don’t call myself Just Karter when my real name is Coveted Hilton.

think dawns moms a cougar and want to have sex with her.