Things you DON'T do that other NYSpeeders DO

believe any of the bullshit that hack gore says about global warming. Gotta love how he is saying how we are in dire straights and must stop using so much non renewable energy when his ginormous manssion alone uses more electricity than a city block.

not have sex

belive that jeg doesnt have pics of his twin sisters that he can share with the group. Or maybe a myspace link?

sorry i had to im just in one of those moods today

lol not gonna happen.

I also don’t hate

:shrug:

I used to think he was a total d-bag but now i think hes aiight.

Drink
Modify daily drivers (or anything lately)
Watch TV
Politics & Religion
Obsess about sports (Bills/Sabres)

Buy inspection stickers for my POS cah.

(damn i miss that)

use a condom
respect authority
think i’ve had enough of school
get to work on time or give a shit
get told what to do, ever

Drive a cool car.

Think all the parody and bag of milk threads are funny.

not poop in a bathtub once
see newman finish a project
know whether or not ILCisdead is a black man

do not drive a car with pistons in a V configuration

do not wash my daily on a regular basis

wear hair gel

shave my face daily

work at an office

drive a Vdub
have a reliable daily
have a properly functioning project car
go to bars
make gay jokes
noob-bash

suck

think there’s any problem with drinking excessively on a regular basis.

leave my ties already tied on a hanger.

streetrace and call someone stupid/retarted when they die doing it
tuck my weiner behind
dance with glowsticks
wear my shades at night
ask for peoples empty beercans

drive a NEW LANCER

Collect Cans to make my car payment