"think outside of the box" and other horrible office stuff

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Short changing the company and financing my track car takes much more creativity and ingenuity then it ever did in the past. So many new controls and checking can make it difficult to pursue the true American dream… :snky:

Engineers make decent coin, but if you wanna roll deep, you gotta take it for yourself :pimp:

I did offer to add some technology to his gauges…

I would have bought web cams for him so that I may full screen them :slight_smile:

OMG! I’m going to recommend that we cut costs by ditching analog transmitters and replacing them with dial gauges and webcams!!!

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i saw this at the end of an email below their signature:

“please think about the environment before printing this email”

They append that shit below all of our emails.


This E-mail is confidential. It may also be legally privileged. If
you are not the addressee you may not copy, forward, disclose or
use any part of it. If you have received this message in error,
please delete it and all copies from your system and notify the
sender immediately by return E-mail.

Internet communications cannot be guaranteed to be timely, secure,
error or virus-free. The sender does not accept liability for any
errors or omissions.


SAVE PAPER - THINK BEFORE YOU PRINT!

yea dude its all over, and in green font.

:roll2: I wonder how many pixels they waste printing that on every email. :tif:

SAVE OXYGEN! THINK BEFORE YOU BREATH

“let me know if you’re not getting enough traction on this”

That looks like an Ingram invoice #

Anything having to do with M&T corporate policy and employee relations = retarded x’s 5 trillion.

Well if you’re working on it then its obviously already studded, so you should have plenty of traction this winter. :gay:

“One you have done the job for 2 years, then I can promote you”

I’ve been “dead in the water” quite frequently lately. :eyebrow:

we’ve got to nip this thing in the bud

Well then… Fix your boat.

we need to get our arms around this

“Hi, guys. I wanna get your opinion on something.
It’s my business card.”

I need you guys to really grab this by the horns

this three-day meeting is going to contain PURE GOLD:

“throttle the growth on this”