“I’m just spitballing here”
Are you in that 3 day meeting right now with your super privacy doors?
haha, nice
“Let’s throw this out there, see if it sticks”
“Fundamentally, this project has no velocity as yet”
“We’ve created a multi-layered approach” (WTF this means, I don’t know, I just picture lasagna creeping up on some unsuspecting cubie’s ankle and I smile :lol: )
“Vectorily”
I hope breakstuff chimes in, we used to have THE WORST telecons… buzzphrases so thick you could swim in 'em.
“We won’t be having a Christmas party this year due to the weak state of the economy, it looks bad on our part when we celebrate and spend while the rest of the country suffers.”
Umm, who gives a shit? Sorry I’m employed and have money, I want my Christmas party. And waffle fries, for FREE!
lol no, we’ve upgraded to a conference room with REAL DOORS
lol
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edit: Asian buffet, here we come.
Everyone,
On Friday 12/18/09 at 1:00PM we will be getting together for a brief company meeting at XXX Xxxxxxxx Street. After the meeting lunch will be served and we will sing Happy Birthday to XXXXXXXX(Our company) since it is 175 years old. After refreshments, all of you last minute shoppers can spend some time getting things before Christmas Eve!
I am looking forward to seeing everyone!
XXX XXXXX
(heavy breathing by an anonymous person on conference call of 4 or more people)
Instead of our usual open bar & dinner party we got this email:
TO: All Cheektowaga Branch Employees
FROM: The Big Boss
RE: Christmas Lunch
DATE: December 14, 2009
Please be advised that on Monday, December 21st there will be a Christmas lunch for all employees. Lunch is scheduled to start at Noon.
So bring your appetites and join us to celebrate the upcoming holiday
:bloated:
We don’t even have a large kitchen here anymore. Just our Conference room and two small tables in the tiny kitchen… YE HAW!
" Alright guys, Just keep it in your sneeker "
“I’ll go rattle his cage”
“Can we make it go away?”
“What asshole is going to do that work? … looks around… What? Us assholes? Shit”
“We’re going to have to cut the nuts off this one”
I had a sick nasty christmas party, where they gave a way 4-wheelers and plasma’s and $500 cash and ps3’s and all sorts of nice shit. :tup:
“Good coloring.” “That’s bone. And the typeface is something called Sillian Rail.”
I say that ALL the time. But sarcastically. lol
We’re gonna have to take this one offline and circle the wagons internally
We have bi-weekly telecons and the one project manager puts his phone RIGHT NEXT TO his keyboard and types the entire fucking time. This guy also says some classic shit. I’ll have to start writing them down. lol
ugh. i hate when people dont use mute. HATE.
DAMIT, I just wiped out 90% of my old emails this morning!! From memory though, it was vectoriAly. He also wanted to “transplant the competition”… perhaps ahead of us?
Oh and V=IR, except when applied by this ME to electric motors.
14 emails this morning, back and forth between 4 people about whether or not an EMPTY folder should be deleted on a share drive.
Seriously. What is wrong with people?