"think outside of the box" and other horrible office stuff

at the end of the day, the guy/gal in charge of deleting the folder will not have permissions.

We have a list of action items and it is summarized. As far as a schedule being completed by the meeting is not possible.

There are many things that were summarized on day two of the meeting and it required some of your input. We took a shot and summarized the issues but there needs to be some discussions before a schedule can be completed.

We will have a list ready.

just found this gem… have a summarized day.

“who’s got the ‘A’ on this?”

“we need to have some dialogue on this…”

“We need to develop a process for that…”

“I can’t do that until i go to XXXX for clarity…”

“Can you please create a task in salesforce”

“Can you please create a case in salesforce”

“No, that’s the wrong kind of case… you need to create that other kind of case and fill in the proper fields and put a comprehensive summary of what you need me to do before i can do it…”

“nope, still the wrong kind of case…”

On the flip side… there is all the awesome stuff that I/We say…

“fuck a case… you have objectives… hit them”

“Okay… what is it exactly that you THINK you are accountable for here?”

“How does that help this company make money?”

“If you can’t do your own job properly then what makes you think i’m going to let you tell me how to do mine?”

we have such awkward silence moments on phone conferences that I started playing little cricket sounds in the background everytime it would happen.

“I bricked it” as in this 1500 dollar web server thing that apparently didn’t want its firmware updated. :uhh: Oh well, Rexel can get me a new one. :slight_smile:

Send me an email and I will be happy to get you a new one. I just set some stuff up for Joe.

mgleeson@rexelusa.com

Just put that stuff on fry’s account.
kthanks

“Unfortunately, workplace harassment isn’t always clearly defined…”

Anytime something goes good

“Now we’re rollin!!”

I also hate people that use “fancy” (Words longer than 7 letters this guy thinks are fancy) words incorrectly

My most common face palms in the graphic design world:

“Make my website #1 on Google when you search for (insert.random.phrase.here).”

“Will you take barters/coupons instead of cash?” No.

“I don’t have any money but it would look great in your portfolio.” No.

“My band…” No.

Fry needs to fire up an “I accidentally a web server. The whole thing.” conversation with tech support.

In this newly created role, xxxx will drive skills development and knowledge-retention programs for the xxx and xxx design and execution organizations worldwide. He will work closely with Human Resources, in addition to any business units engaged in similar initiatives, to ensure alignment and best practice sharing.

That one broke the buzzword-o-meter.

LMAO

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How would you punctuate that?

that is awesome, because his entire job is jsut smoke and mirrors. he doesnt actually have to do anything.

phenomenal.

This dude must have caught someone high up cheating. This is about the 4th time in the last two years he’s been promoted and each time his job responsibilities involve actually producing less.

That guy is my idol.

“don’t poke the bear…”
and we have “Wipe it down Wednesday” to disinfect our work areas

Talent management is a very important task here at the center.

I always hated it when a boss would say “whatever it takes” then bitches because of what you did, even though it worked lol.

Do I really need an email about every baby born to R&D employee’s?