thinking about joining VAG

Aside from what is no doubt just a switch in one of the doors gone bad (the door chime thing), everything else you’re describing is pretty common for cars with those features in general.

Both of my E36’s had the door striker microswitches fail which means all of the interior lights, the door chime, and even the coupe sealing windows would go off as I went over bumps.

A trip to the dealer with a 20 spot and 20 minutes and it was new again.

Just saying.