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ur just mad because I beat you to it
head onto my dick
lol way to ghey it UP
i was at a gas station and some 70 year old man was buying like a 2litre or something and dropped a huge stack of 100’s, his credit card and license.
he paid like 5$ for a 2litre and said the the cashier “you can just have the rest of the change you deserve it for being so nice”
the dude just walked out and didnt even notice (prob cuz he was 70)
he dropped it right in front of the counter, i should have acted like i was getting money out and dropped my wallet and picked everything up. id be very fucking rich 
but since he was nice id figure id be nice and return it to him
hes prob dead by now anyways
i would have took the card and bought some parts online or told her “i will give you the card back if you suck my cock” (only if she was hot)
and your shipping address would be? all i know is the cops would probably show up there
not only that… you need to do some serious verification on most sites online
probably should of put that in quotes :lol:
ill just ship it to my ex-gf house
might as well make the purchase from some free wifi that you can find
No, you wouldn’t have.
i would have probably done the same thing, unless she looked/sounded like she was from long island.
Nice job Micah…was the girl cute or a pig?
knock knock knock
Girl - “Yes?”
Micah - “I have something of yours.”
Girl - “OMG THANKS LOL ROFL LMAO”
Micah - “Take off your pants.”
I don’t see why you didn’t just do a run by cum shot through her open car window.
Why else would you return it…?
so are you saying she was mannish?
nah she was cute but i think she was like 18 or somethin, regardless i would hope someone would do the same for me, money nightmares are the worst