this is what happens when you try and snack on Darkstar's sparrows

[Darkstar]

@TavisB

WTF, why would you kill a snake just for eating a f’n sparrow? Its not like that snake is dangerous to people or anything. Those black snakes used to live in the trees everywhere around here. They are getting comparatively rare now because of humans removing their habitat.

Oh well. Guess I should hang out in my yard and shoot squirrels for eating nuts…shoot the birds when they go after worms…shoot cats just cause ooo ooo and stomp on all the spiders i see cause they’re gross ew ew ew.

F’n wuss.

If only it were legal to hunt faggots for eating cock, you’d be on top of the endangered species list.