Recently, someone on SON thought I was a racist bastard, well, I’ve decided to compile my average day, and post it on here, and you can tell me whether I’m racist, or a bastard, or both.
5:00AM – I wake up, do my morning routine
5:30AM – Time for my morning workout, board a private jet headed to the North Atlantic and start clubbing baby seals.
9:00AM – Proceed to remove all the genitalia of the baby seals, as they are a popular aphrodisiac, to sell to dirty old Japanese businessmen making it easier for them to rape 12 year old girls.
9:30AM – Kinda hungry how… Board the private jet again to go home, and stop off at the maternity ward of the local hospital. Grab a baby and throw it in the blender. Mmmmm… Protein shake. Three delicious flavours to choose from, vanilla, banana and chocolate.
10:00AM – With all that out of the way, I start running around and stealing change from the homeless. Gotta get arcade money somehow, right?
Noon – Steal a wheelchair and ride around taking upskirts and grabbing girls’ asses. Dumb bitches won’t do shit to a guy in a wheelchair. Heh heh…
2:00PM – Debt collector’s on my ass… Private jets aren’t cheap. To make a quick buck and pay him off, I rob the local Veteran’s hospital and sell the supplies to junkies.
3:00PM – Make a quick stop at the sweatshop and see how the children are coming along with those date rape pills. After all, it’s a big clubbing night tonight.
3:30PM – Time to put that arcade money to good use. Some kid beats me, so I tell him I’m going to kill his mommy and rape his dog.
4:00PM – I kill his mommy. He didn’t have a dog…
4:30PM – Kids should be back home from school now and playing outside. Prime time to sell some crack.
6:00PM – Money was good today, gonna stop by at the local massage place and get a happy ending.
6:01PM – w00t w00t! That was awesome, but it’s almost time for the KKK meeting.
6:45PM – Meeting’s kinda boring… I end up lighting some guy’s robe on fire. He gets pissed, but I blame it on the retarded guy and he kicks the shit out of him.
7:30PM - Time to sell those date rape pills.
8:30PM – I’m all sold out in under an hour, I love today’s youth! Ah well, finally home, time to watch some kiddy porn.
9:30PM – Those ten year olds sure can suck. Cops call to ask me some question about a murder, but it turns out he’s a fellow klansman, so he lets me off the hook. I wonder if it’s the guy who’s robe I set on fire…
10:00PM – Time to check the boards… SON’s been getting a bit boring lately, I should probably insult someone’s mother.
Midnight – A bit tired now, woke up early today. I go to sleep on a mattress full of money stolen from Holocaust victims.
ur a loser, get a life, fucking emo
what the fuck is going on?
solarian has a addiction to son cuz he is too fucking retarded to treat this as a website to go to when bored, but instead he has turned his life over to SON and is addicted to this place like a crack whore sucking on the devils dick
thats my uncle
i can see where he is coming from though i have this site as my home page and whenever i get home i check it stay on here reading and reading. then next thing i know its 5am what turned out to be 20 mins was 5 hours. just reading and looking for pics and deals deals deals. son is an addiction and i can see how it can take over a life. now i must look for more deals i gota go…
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Wow… Did you not see the little girl laughing at his stupid comment, and the massive truck load of fail that followed?
Hector, like the simple-minded tool that he is, has difficulty grasping concepts. So things like… funny pictures, they go over his head. If someone spends a lot of time on SON, it sure as hell isn’t me. I used to, yes, but for the past year or so I barely go on here, and never for more than 5 min.
Edit: And Hector, I’ve got a great idea as to what you should do next. Make another personal attack on me, and then act like you’re innocent when I call you out for being a total fucking idiot, and keep saying that I make assumptions about YOUR life, when you cleary did the same about mine in your earlier post. Oh, and then at the end of it all, pretend like you don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about just like last time, because I’m sure that makes it all okay. You can’t talk shit to someone, and then just say “no i didn’t, you did to me”.
yah… anyways, still a loser… still a fag… you suck… die now
Tony did you just talk shit to hector like that? for real? have you SEEN hector? that dude eats a LOT of cake.
actually i dont really , i just like cake, who doesnt ? but yea he’s seen me , but he has a keyboard infront of him so that adds about 60-70% more jam to his tough guy status
I’ve seen him, and I’ll say the same shit to his face. I don’t give a fuck. What’s he gonna do? Hit me? That’ll do two things. Prove that he’s unfit to be a member of society, and get him charged with assault. And he’s obviously had trouble with the police before, so if I were him, I would SERIOUSLY think twice before laying a finger on anyone. Especially someone that doesn’t intend to fight back at all, and is hell bent on prosecuting him to the fullest extent of the law.
or i could just save this all and show the officer that u are using the law for a vendetta against me , to protect and serve does not mean to protect and serve the public it means to protect and serve the law pretty boy , cops frown upon people using them to fulfill a vendetta, and u sitting here and basically saying u wanna push my buttons till i hit u so u can call the cops and have me charged would be u plotting to use law enforcment agencies as ur personal protection, when an officer is laying charges its upon his own personal discretion not some punk saying this big mean man hit me officer , charge him, so pretty boy , im not gonna hit u, im not gonnna beat u up, i have no desire to, but what do i know i sell crack to school kids
Hahahahaha! You ignorant piece of shit. What vendetta do I have against you? You keep talking smack to me for no apparent reason in so many threads. I NEVER start talking to you. I don’t address people that I don’t RESPECT. Everytime we start arguing about something it’s because YOU say something to ME, not the other way around. Please, show them this thread, I encourage it. And the other one. And just b/c I’m not 300lbs like you doesn’t mean I’m a pretty boy.
Honestly, everytime I have a discussion with you, I can’t help but laugh. I mean, not only do you not seem to understand basic concepts, you manage to twist them to fit what little imagination you have. On top of that, you don’t even seem to understand the written word. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you seem to be able to distinguish the words and characters, but what the entire paragraph or sentence means seems to evade you. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pursue any sort of formal education.
I find it funny that u think i have no understanding of what u say and u some how think that u are intelligent and i am some sort of retarded child. You talk about me judging u and that i have no idea of who u really are yet u seem to be somewhat of a hypocrite because u have no idea of who or what kind of person i am. My weight has nothing to do with this so i dont see why u would bring it up especially when u are pretty far off. As for showing the cops this thread i have no desire to get police involved with anything, i dont call the police , i leave that up to little pussies like yourself. As for you saying that i have not pursued any sort of formal education you are very far off on that as well once again proving u have no idea of who i am or what i have accomplished. But hey ill see u soon because your gonna say all this in person to me , ill bring u a keyboard so u can be brave.
I’m gonna let you two continue this conversation on MSN or PM.