This really sucks.....

[quote=“Dex,post:13,topic:29180"”]

look, it’s a multi-step process to get over this. luckily i’ve done it and i’m here to coach you.

steps in successive order:

  1. realize this is the best thing to ever happen to you. you’re in the prime of your life and you are missing out. you have the whole world at your fingertips and you don’t even know it. sitting around crying about a 3 or 4 year relationship is just wasting even more of your precious time.

  2. post nudes of ex stat. i know…it sounds crazy. bottom line is this. nothing makes you feel better about a situation than degrading women. quickest and easiest way to degrade her is to post the nudes.

  3. you need a slump buster. seriously. you just came out of a long relationship. i don’t care if you fucked 4 times a day everyday, you have no game anymore and you’re out of practice. find anything under 200 pounds and have at it. getting a different piece of pussy will help you regain confidence and help you nail many more broads.
    easiest way to go about this:
    a. go to any large downtown bar. i suggest avoiding chippewa clubs to refrain from the super aids, but that is at your disgression.
    b. bring a few friends.
    c. drink and have fun while eyeing up the bar stars and the slam pigs.
    d. around 1 or 2 a.m. start carefully noting opportunities.
    d. find some of the drunkest girls. dance with them. it doesn’t matter if you can dance or not, they aer too drunk to care.
    e. after dancing, offer to buy them a drink. they like to think they are high class and will ask for something like a grey goose and cranberry or redbull or something. they are too drunk to know the difference and probably wouldn’t know when they are sober.
    f. go to bartender and ask for the shittiest bar vodka they have with whatever girly mixer she wanted. pay for a double with the money you saved on well vodka.
    g. take girl home with you.
    h. buy condoms! don’t get ribbed or her pleasure or extra sensitive or any of that shit. get the most industrial strength condom you can with spermicide. bonus points if you can find some made by goodyear or toyo or michelin. that’s what you really need.
    i. rip her shit apart.

  4. enjoy new confidence you have gained and have fun.

the ex will come crawling back around, but at this point you are too cool for her and way the fuck out of her league.

thank me later.

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