This says it best.

LISTEN UP YOU COCK GOBBLING DOUCHE CANOE, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. SO DO US ALL A GREAT BIG GIANT FAVOR AND SUCK ON THE BUSINESS END OF A 12 GAUGE LIKE IT’S YOUR DADDY’S COCK, OR ELSE I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’LL FUCKING PUNCH A HOLE IN THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL WITH A CLAW HAMMER AND JAB MY JUNK SO FAR INTO THE EMPTY CHASM THAT IS YOUR HEAD YOUR EYEBALLS WILL SPLATTER ON THE CHEST OF THE PRETEEN BOY YOU’RE BLOWING.