1320
June 21, 2007, 1:41pm
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I’ve been saying that for years.
First off. i never knew there were exact requirements someone had to meet to become a ricer. foxhimself14 you sound like your trying to fucking “cleanse” the streets by giving this long speech that all it does is get your ass chewed out. and second… racing in the day?what is this some kind of vampire bullshit?? danhr i must also be a “ricer”
you can shut the fuck up too for stating the obvious.
LISTEN UP YOU COCK GOBBLING DOUCHE CANOE, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. SO DO US ALL A GREAT BIG GIANT FAVOR AND SUCK ON THE BUSINESS END OF A 12 GAUGE LIKE IT’S YOUR DADDY’S COCK, OR ELSE I SWEAR TO CHRIST I’LL FUCKING PUNCH A HOLE IN THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL WITH A CLAW HAMMER AND JAB MY JUNK SO FAR INTO THE EMPTY CHASM THAT IS YOUR HEAD YOUR EYEBALLS WILL SPLATTER ON THE CHEST OF THE PRETEEN BOY YOU’RE BLOWING.
well done sir. i especially liked the use of the “cock gobbling douche canoe”
another vote for archive!
oh shit, I just blew coffeee all over my keyboard…
I see you haven’t lost the ability to turn words into a finely pointed spear.
one of my most endearing qualities.
Shaggy
June 22, 2007, 11:36pm
31
What is rice?
Rice is not as simple as the make and model of a car. We are AUTOMOTIVE ENTHUSIASTS first and foremost. If you LOVE cars, you are in the right place. A RICER is someone who has tarnished the name of the enthusiasts. He is the one racing in daylight. He is the one talking like an idiot about his mods. He is the one with a car that is a peice of crap. He is the one that will do a burnout at an otherwise peaceful event or GTG and ruin it for everyone.
A ricer can be ANY car. If you MAKE your car a ricer, then it can become a ricer. Your odds are exactly the same wether you drive a import or a domestic.
You can also have a RICER MENTALITY. You can drive a bone stock car, and still be a ricer because of the way that you ACT or TALK. If you DRIVE LIKE A RICER in your moms bone stock mini-van, your STILL a ricer.
Get it?
So if you are one of us, a nation of enthusiasts who HATES rice, what is has done to our hobby, and hopes for a day when RICE will no longer litter our streets, end our meets, put peoples lives in danger, and ANNOY US, then you my friend, have found your new home.
NO MATTER where you are from, where you live, or what you drive, if you are here to support the automotive enthusiasts lifestlye, be mature, and have fun, you are in the RIGHT PLACE. :eek4dance
Fuck car enthusiasts, support Stripper Moms.:blue:
Shaggy
June 22, 2007, 11:49pm
33
God said pay the 10% of your pay or your outta here.
Misfit
June 23, 2007, 10:51am
34
10% of nothing would be…nothing!
get the fuck out of this thread
xlogic
June 23, 2007, 11:10am
36
the stadium meets i’ve went to were shit because of the bikers…a few burnouts down the strip by some cars but that i didn’t mind…just the damn bikes…
Misfit
June 23, 2007, 11:11am
37
darkstar do you need some lovin
Not my words… Just thought it was a funny read from another website…
Darkstar… I can’t wait!!! :jerkit: