those of you with girlfriends...

[aberfitch82]

@ineedacar

yea, FYI thats not what your girlfriend does. One thing i’ve learned in the past year or so is that just about every girl I know with a boyfriend, whether good relationship or bad, fucks around on their man, and SURELY does not tell people to “get away”. If shes interested, she is. And I promise, one person (you in this case) doesn’t make her all of a sudden not interested in the rest of the world. Girls are secretly hornier than we are, and naturally AMAZING at lying to their boyfriends about it. Two of the girls I chilled with yesterday have boyfriends that were fucking bloooowwwing them up with the typical corny ass “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU” speeding around town looking for them bullshit… and they both lied so good and so convincing it was fucking perfect. Because now I know never to do anything but fuck either one

but srsly I haven’t fucked a girl that is single in over a year… so all you boyfriends keep acting corny for me, business is great

lol pwnt, I agree all girls are skanks, why I save my time and money and just get the D wet