those of you with girlfriends...

[ineedacar]

@sureshot!

Your friends could have HIV.

Not all girls are sluts. I wouldn’t date a girl I met at the bar. I’d date a girl from the grocery store though.

I wouldn’t trust a girl that gave up anal and didn’t cry or bleed. I’d trust a girl that gave up anal “because she believes in our relationship” and it bled and she cried mercifully.

ive found if you really ease it in with lots of spit you can minimize blood spatter.

but thats no fun :fry: