Time for another weird post from me

So must of you saw me and my EX-girl broke up last friday. Well this chick wants to hang out and go out tomorrow night. Well I dated my ex for 3 1/2 years and before her I dated a girl for 2 years. So I forgot how to do this LOL. So anyone have any advice for me LOL.

(I have a bad feeling about this post)

QUIT MAKING POSTS ABOUT IT FOR STARTERS

Just go and have fun…WTF

IT DOESN’T WORK THE SECOND TIME.

but if you’re just trying to get inside of her, then just hang out with her

Act as akward as you possibly can and don’t forget to mention your ex in every other sentence.

Wonch ftw

people were there to witness you and your ex breaking up?

You also might consider crying for the pity fuck.

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Act as akward as you possibly can and don’t forget to mention your ex in every other sentence.

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Excellent advice!

You guys are F***ing great. Hope to meet some of yea at the picnic. And no redDawg no one saw us brake up. It was at 3am friday night over the telephone.

You have 9 posts…you are asking for lame ass relationship/dating advice.

Did you brake up with her by throwing brembos at her?

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Did you brake up with her by throwing brembos at her?

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haha, props.

put it in her butt

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You guys are F***ing great. Hope to meet some of yea at the picnic. And no redDawg no one saw us brake up. It was at 3am friday night over the telephone.

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ah, you’re just horrible with grammar

Bring a condom, in the middle of dinner eloquently put it on the table, she will understand nod and lead you back to her place.

It works trust me.

rape then spit

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put it in her butt

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+1, or 2 if you’re in to that kinda thing. There’s a few guys that would ride choo choo

stir her drink with your dick

shit your pants. I don’t know why but this ALWAYS works for me.

maybe it’s an IBS sympathy BJ? :gotme:

Call a friend Eiffel tower ftw

pics?

i can’t believe we made it to post 20 w/o asking.