There is no shit like being lactose intolerant, and then having some.
For one it comes out of nowhere, and your ass just goes. YOU GO NOW, SHIT!! NOW!!!
Then it fires out with a PSI of probably 15, you get major backsplash if your not careful and just let it go.
ITS loud, it smells like rotten eggs and sulfur, it burns the nose, and only lasts about 20 seconds.
Step 1, run to bathroom clenching your ass.
Step 2 undo belt and button on patns before reaching stall,
Step 3, if public bathroom, lay down TP anti aids seat.
Step 4, Sit down, let er rip, with control as to not get backsplash.
Step 5, listen for people going WTF!!!
Step 6, stand up, clean up and slowly exit the bathroom so no one notices it was you.
Step 7, wash hands and return to work with you asshole on fire.