So the other night, 2 nights ago. I made enchiladas, and then had them for lunch yesterday and then had buffalo wild wings for dinner.
I Shat 5 times yesterday and each time I swear I was shitting lava. It burned soooo bad, and was soooo potent.
I let out a silent fart in my cube during the day that was one of those ones tat you barely even feel, because its just like “puff”
It stank up my whole cube row for 20 minutes, the management thought a rat died in the air vents and had maintenence checking shit out.
My anus is still recovering from being on fire all day yesterday.