today's cup-o-fart story

[Fry]

I roffled in the office.

I usually just lay sbds in peoples cubes. (silent but deadly)

Really powerful sulfuric ones that make your nose burn. smells like rotten eggs and like something died.

Sit at someones cube when they arent there. let one go, when they come back sneak back into own cube. they sit down

sniff sniff, Oh holy shit was in that fucking smell.

OH god. Its horrible.

Kind of a precise cropdusting…