I think the list is pretty spot on and sums up how I generally feel about “modern cars”.
There are also some other things missing, such as manual unassisted steering (soon to be fly by wire steering as the new BMW Z4), manual, manual transmission or anything that has “manual” in front of it.
Just one more reason to love the principle behind motorcycles in the modern day, they still manage to stay light, say a big FU to the government safety regulations such as airbags, seat belts etc and you get to control them… shocking.