Top 10 things your kids will never experience in a new car.

most new cars a lighter and ashtray are a option …but they give ya a receptical to plug in your travel dildo ,hairculer or what have you

I have no options. I don’t even have power steering.

i wont even have that come winter time lololol

i enjoy my non flame resistant red coin tray.

“…portable units are crossing the magical $100 barrier, making them accessible to the unwashed masses.” bwahaha!

My uncle’s 09 Accord has an “ashtray” but theres a little sticker that clear states “not an ashtray,” thats just dumb.

I mean i dont really care, but i for some reason find it retarted that that doesnt come standard on a car anymore…

Anyways I love vent windows, I wish my car had them.

http://cache-foo-06.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_FrontVentWindow.jpg
my dad’s Lada and my grandfathers Moskvich had these, i miss those