transporting a tranny and need some help

hahahaha now I feel like coming along for this ghetto trip. It should be serious jokes.

1:00am transfer with an overheating van from 1945 that looks like a straight homeless hitmans vehicle, with a white guy and long blonde hair behind the wheel and a black rasta in the back seat holding from spills, all while pulling over to the side of the highway frequently the let the old jalopy cool down. Ajax -> Scarborough -> North York -> Hamilton. I can only imagine what the cop would think/say.

Klutch man you’re serious jokes.