Traveling 2800 miles, what do I take?

iv drivin to florida twice and all i had were my cloths and money. never packed anything extra

It’s cool, http://www.smallpenis.org/

How far are you from Barcade? I’m supposed to head there this Saturday.

He’s not just the president of that site… He’s also a client.

It’s in upper, I’m on lower. I don’t know about this Saturday it’s going to snow again from what I hear.

You have to be more dramatic… here:

I’m not just an owner… I’m a satisfied… CLIENT.

cue to horse riding scene

Quote for truth.

Seriously, is this the first time you’ve left home?

Yes. Seriously. Yes.:ohyeah:

condoms

Ok, but if you go in on a friday, you will not get out untill monday if you are lucky.

Astroglide for you and your brohahns

Are you leaking antifreeze or power steering fluid? Is your gas gauge and your odometer broken?

The jumper cables are a good idea in general, though there is no special reason for them on a long trip. The spare and fix a flat are a good idea.

Everything else, if necessary, just means you shouldn’t be taking your car on a long trip.