Treasure Hunt:

How many fucked up things can you find in this story?

http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/thief-strike-wash-woman-helping-at-crash-scene-nd12-jgr_4966362

MARYSVILLE, Wash. (AP) — Peggy Ray didn’t think twice when she stopped her car and ran to help victims of an accident on Interstate 5 near the Seattle suburb of Everett.

She crawled through a broken window Saturday and helped stabilize a bleeding driver and his passenger until an emergency crew arrived to rescue the people trapped in the partially submerged car.

But Ray told KOMO-TV that when she returned to her vehicle, $900 had been taken from her purse. It represented two weeks’ work for the Marysville barista who supports six teenage kids.

Ray says someone else who pulled over at the accident scene likely took the money from her purse.

Washington state troopers are investigating and hope a tip might lead to an arrest.

:picard:

Well am I supposed to be upset that she takes care of 6 teens? Maybe they’re fostered? But nonetheless I am pist that someone took her money. I am also skeptical I am missing something…

It’s funny that the local news websites always pick up weird stories from elsewhere in the country.

Shit like this

http://www.wkbw.com/news/local/Mother-Arrested-After-10-Year-Old-Brings-Loaded-Gun-to-Elementary-School-179139501.html

http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/police-husband-run-over-for-not-voting-nd12_4966251

GILBERT, Ariz. (CNN/KNXV) - Police said an Arizona woman furious about President Obama’s re-election, took it out on her husband and put him in the hospital.

It all began over an argument about what the man didn’t do on Election Day.

“This woman just ran down her boyfriend or husband in the parking lot here in Gilbert. We saw it,” said the 911 caller. “He needs help.”

A frantic witness called 911 after police said Holly Solomon used her car to run over her husband when she got mad at him for not voting.

“He got out of the car, and she was screaming at him,” said the caller. “And he started walking away, and she started driving in circles around him. And she wouldn’t let him go. So finally, he took off to try and get away, and she ran into him.”

According to the police report, the husband told police his wife “just hates Obama, and she found out he won.”

She also found out her husband did not vote in the presidential election, which is what reportedly set her off because she blamed the president for problems her family was going through.

“I just think it’s completely silly that a marriage can get broken up by something political,” said neighbor Ted Sowards. “Families should be able to stay stronger than what’s going on in the government right now.”

Solomon faces assault with a deadly weapon charges, while her husband is recovering in the hospital with serious internal injuries.

“Hitting your husband with a car, your spouse with a car – total overreaction over not voting,” said Sowards.

Police said there were no indications that the wife was impaired by alcohol or drugs during the incident.

lol :clap:

She might have overreacted a smidge.

She could have just not let him into their reelection doomsday bunker.

She’s a mountain troll, did you see the picture?

Fuck that shit, run her over too now.