Turbo Travis rant/Split cosseys 996 thread

Ever been so lazy, that after you beat off you don’t want to get out of bed, so you wipe up with a sock?

Qft! Sure have:thumbup

Hahahahhahahahha troof

Same with blowin your shit all over a broad. She wants a “towel” to “clean up”…here ya go…BOOM sock!

YEAH!

Dude, this one bitch…I got her off, and she coulden’t get me off, so I was beating it and she had the nerve to GET UP AND WALK TO THE BAFROOM. I was like GET OVER HERE AND WATCH ME CUM!!! How rude!

:rofl WOrd! Gotta at least shoot the baby paste on her!

It goes on/in her. Period. I will NOT have sex with a chick that does not accept this fact.