Ice cream truck business SKYROCKETS.
Family guy becomes most watched show on hulu.
Pizza delivery goes up 300%
Ben & Jerrys sales figures explode
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xanax sales plummet
issuance of speeding tickets at all time low
Little kids riding their bikes passed McDonald’s are struck more often by customers
Fewer lives ruined by punishment for victimless crimes. Increased tax revenue. Police force has more time for real crime. Less funding for drug gangs.
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airlines add several direct flights to denver from the east coast
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Prosecutors are able to more effectively put away violent offenders, and stop wasting time on drug offenders. Less profits for prison builders and drug dealers. Sales of zingers and chocolate milk skyrockets
denver nuggets change their mascot
Budweiser sells “grab some buds” slogan for $$$$
Current gangs licensed for tax collection, hence employed, loss of welfare and public assistance, collapse of the public assistance infrastructure, mass hysteria.
Bringing brownies in to work becomes frowned upon.
Sales of Bob Marley posters through the roof.
local girls scouts double national sales record of cookies.
Reduction in consumption in prescription pain meds; therefore reducing big pharma profits… therefore increased lobbying the DEA to go enforce federal laws instead of state laws… civil war of states rights ensues…
Prescription drug companies lose billions in profit and doctors don’t get to use their corporate jets to fly to their corporate mansions in Florida for free.
Xbox Live sales increase
Willie Nelson and Phish somehow become tolerable to listen to.
the tourism industry in Amsterdam collapses
I start machining bowls and bongs and become rich.
Farmers plow their corn fields under, plant cash crop. Only corn left used to meet ethanol production mandates. CAFO cattle starve. Food shortage leads to rioting and domestic deployment of US troops. Police state ensues, backed by 2012 NDAA sanctioned indefinite detention of enemy combatants in war on terror.
Meanwhile Monsanto engineers pot eating cow, and pesticide resistant pot. Patents both pot and cow. Owns entire food system.
Dick Cheney crosses the rubicon, er, Delaware into washington with legions of lawyers and executives in tow. Declares himself perpetual president.
Oops. I guess libertarians were wrong. Legalizing drugs would lead to a breakdown in our society.