Valentines Day gift thread

aww what a good vday

and my weiner hurts :suckoff:

[quote=“psphinx81,post:81,topic:24530"”]

aww what a good vday

and my weiner hurts :suckoff:

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that’s why it’s important to avoid double strokes… long continuous ones will avoid discomfort.

so you spent “hard time in the hand-slammer” on Valentines day?

:lol: ^^^

[quote=“LAFENGAS,post:82,topic:24530"”]

that’s why it’s important to avoid double strokes… long continuous ones will avoid discomfort.

so you spent “hard time in the hand-slammer” on Valentines day?

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lmao…:gay3:

[quote=“MonteCarloChick,post:78,topic:24530"”]

The name change :snky:

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the tequilla give it away or something? lol

[quote=“psphinx81,post:81,topic:24530"”]

my weiner hurts :suckoff:

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HOPEFULLY from attempting to smash it through the side of her thick skull :nite:

Tacos.

Then we wondered how much money China made off of Valentine’s day.

not buying gifts > *

brett your a liar, i got the roses you sent me, homo!

Anywho, how did everyone’s night turn out anyways?

it was great :tup:

she didnt even get mad at me for spending 3 times as much as she did. i think she was too happy, which was the plan

[quote=“boardjnky4,post:90,topic:24530"”]

it was great :tup:

she didnt even get mad at me for spending 3 times as much as she did. i think she was too happy, which was the plan

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looks like you are just trying to divert her from the fact that you suck at snowboarding

[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:91,topic:24530"”]

looks like you are just trying to divert her from the fact that you suck at snowboarding

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ouch, burrrrrn

When was valentines day?

i got drunk.

:lol: We ordered grilled pineapple foie gras for an appetizer not knowing what it was, thinking it was some sort of grilled pineapple fruit dish sort of a thing…

…Duck liver has a very nasty gelatinous texture. :bloated:

And I just looked up foie gras. The duck has to be force fed with a funnel for weeks, causing extreme enlargement of the liver. Fucking cruel. :tdown: