Valentines Day gift thread

aww what a good vday

and my weiner hurts :suckoff:

that’s why it’s important to avoid double strokes… long continuous ones will avoid discomfort.

so you spent “hard time in the hand-slammer” on Valentines day?

:lol: ^^^

lmao…:gay3:

the tequilla give it away or something? lol

HOPEFULLY from attempting to smash it through the side of her thick skull :nite:

Tacos.

Then we wondered how much money China made off of Valentine’s day.

not buying gifts > *

brett your a liar, i got the roses you sent me, homo!

Anywho, how did everyone’s night turn out anyways?

it was great :tup:

she didnt even get mad at me for spending 3 times as much as she did. i think she was too happy, which was the plan

looks like you are just trying to divert her from the fact that you suck at snowboarding

ouch, burrrrrn

When was valentines day?

i got drunk.

:lol: We ordered grilled pineapple foie gras for an appetizer not knowing what it was, thinking it was some sort of grilled pineapple fruit dish sort of a thing…

…Duck liver has a very nasty gelatinous texture. :bloated:

And I just looked up foie gras. The duck has to be force fed with a funnel for weeks, causing extreme enlargement of the liver. Fucking cruel. :tdown: