Very true ... pretty damn funny also

http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=162752

They get worn out, and you can’t buy a re-build kit for ‘em.
The oiling system quits around 50/55

The starting finger smells like fish

And while “any” piston will fit, only a “Big bore” piston will have any compression.

HAAAA.