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Soon, Wal-Mart customers will be able to sample a new discount item:

Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Robert Mondavi Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there is a market for cheap wine”, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: “The right name is important.” So, here we go:

The top 10 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

  1. Chateau Traileur Parc
  2. White Trashfindel
  3. Big Red Gulp
  4. World Championship Riesling
  5. NASCARbernet
  6. Chef Boyardeaux
  7. Peanut Noir
  8. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
  9. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

  1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (Possum) or red meat (squirrel).

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:rofl: @ I cant believe its not Vinegar!

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:rofl: howabout “Merlot-budget housing”?

(thats pronounced “mer-LOW” to all of you who didnt get teh funny)

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beastie boys soundin noice :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I hear walmart will be selling Chinese cars soon too… true story

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Wal-Mart two buck wine?

IBMD2020GONEWITHINAYEAR

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Fixed :kekegay:

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I heard he drinks away all the profits though.