Me?-- I move over, almost 88% of the time (Yes, I’m putting my post-secondary education to good use), and let the mother pass me.
Do I retaliate? Nope. I’ll let em pass, give her some space, perhaps let another car through, then rejoin. This is what I do 99% of the time.
If I were the king of the world, I would do the following:
Shoot my windshield sprayers to politely to ‘piss off’.
> This will dirty my car, so this is only done when I know I’m washing in the near future.
Brake check. Rapid pulsation of the brakes without loosing speed.
> This is only done off the highway, as #1 doesn’t quite work as well, I also use this method to tell them women to get off their cell phones–from afar though, never when they’re right on my ass.
“WTF–**** YOU” Italian hand gesture in clear view of the rear windshield, through the sunroof, or out the window.
> Usually gets me some high beams in return. Never done when I’m close to home, just in case the Italian gesture gets me some 12am lovving.
Defecate/piss/jerkoff/moon/ass-smear the infidel’s car when stopped at a light. Just make sure you can fly right after the deed, I’m sure they’re not going to be happy…
>>Unless of course, its some of our weird members from the board. coughRabbit/church/richard/osad/alexcough cause they might be into that sorta thaaaaang.
Start ARMAGEDDON, and rain fear into the ****en infidel.
If i happen to be in a pissed off mood at the time and they are trailing my ass too long, lightly slam on my brakes a little and signal to another lane, as if I were to abruptly change a lane, to give them a taste of reality and it suddenly gets their blood pumping. I use this to put them in their place so they know not to follow to closely in the future.
At this point in time, is when they start to highbeam me, and I just drive slower…
After 2 mins of fun, I disappear somewhere else on the highway, join collectors or join express and get in to the right lane, so they can’t speed up and try to do the same thing to me.
slow down to 20kmh below speed limit, then when they change lane to pass me, drop it to 2nd and 3rd and gun it, then cut them and slow them down again. DEFINITELY a real pisser-offer :R
That was back in the days…
Now I just don’t go on fast lane or let them pass.
Dem seneca boys all drive like that?-- Cousin Chris does that also… in his friend’s Rav4… on the 407, while after a snowstorm. . . while the thing teeters on the banks while hard cornering.
>>You working?
haha …what i do when ppl tailgate me and dont pass me(especially when their lights are blinding me, or they honk or highbeam)
slam my brakes in certain instances
Ill sloowww right down, or slow to the speed of someone next to me so they cant get passed me, which usually causes them to move back behind me and i slow down some more…then if they get through …ill speed up…get around and block them off again if i can…just to make it clear to them…not to tail gate me!
i start waving back and forth in the lane with my hazards on…
this usually gets em to back waaaay off
as most people wont go so far…
i never give more than the breaklights…(no actual breaking)
as this can get you a ticket or rearended by a Bimmerboy to busy bragging about whatever on the cell phone.
I have actually had a lady try to run me off the road ( a few times in a couple km’s) for honking at her after she intentionally cut me off cause I wouldn’t move faster for her (130’s not fast enough in the snow i guess)…
i guess honking your horn is worse than attempted murder…
lol. well im a jerk. what i do depending on my mood is usually slow down to make them wanna pass me. when i know theyre all rilled up i move to the slower lane. then as soon as they pass me. i merge right behind them usually within a few inches of their bumper. this usually scares the shit out of them 90% of the time.
i slam the brakes mainly. though there are occasions where i just let them pass.
if he still tails me I slam the brakes and slow down to some insane speed. then take off on him if i’m in my Z (for some reason, guys love tailing me on the hwy when i’m already doing 130/140).
haha i actually ****ed traffic on the 401 before. well first off some fag in a taurs was behind me. so i threw my drink out of my sunroof and got him good…then he went straight to highbeams. so thennnnn…i slowed down to i belive 65km/h, the most stupid part about this guy was i was in the third lane from the left. and the other two were completley open.
another time at a set of lights some big old black dude was rite on my ass. so i revved my car and shot some flams and a bit of unburned gas his way, he shitt…he chased me down for like 20 min, changed lanes to get beside me, then i would slow down till he can almost scream in my windoow then i would gas my way ahead of him(he was in a van) he ccut off three lanes on steels in brampton by kennady and got out and tried to get me to fight him, i just droped the clutch in 1st and flew at him, he moved…
I believe I let people pass most of the time. I’ve thought about this one in the past and when I’m in a hurry to get somewhere I want people to move. If I were to do it myself then how can I expect the other drivers to be any different. So if someone is tailgating me it’s probably cause I was sitting in the passing lane like those other jackasses that do it to me when I’m in a rush. Thus my reasoning to let them pass.
There are a few occasions where I slam on the brakes though, mainly because the drivers piss me off for another reason. I want to get straight exhaust next year so I can pop flames like that Supra. That should be fun
i was driving around the back roads for about 30 minutes and this guy was right up my ass, i slowed down and over and he woudlent pass i made random turns and did stupid shit and after an hour he was still on my ass. so i dicided to to trow my ashtray full of pennys out the sunnroof, hey i was going atleast 170 and he was still on me. so his fault i belive.
pete will tell you about a guy in a black truck we flew by lol
lol the only time i got pissed off at someone tailgating me was when i was driving down the street where my parents lived
this dominos pizza guy kept tailing a couple of my friends and me so we boxed him in haha and kept it like that lols guy had no where to go, I think he got the point tho lols and prolly had to pay for his pizza
in the case of others i just dont care, i keep driving how i drive, besides the fact if they high beam me, my mirror changes green so i can keep driving fine anyway haha
DOMINO’S PIZZA YOU SAY…HRMMM rubbs chin was this car a green terc…i mean…uh…I never tail gated any one…one thing tho, some asshat in an RX8 would allways cut me off and block me and siht so this one time i got infront of him and tossed pizza oil on the ground and he spun out and screamed DIIUUUUU as he hit a curb…(complete fabrication)
