Ways to total a car

well now i caught wind of the monte Carlo’s Rack starting to go and im sick of this fucking think nickel and diminmg me.

how can i total this fucking thing and not have a chance of getting hurt? :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Give it to Jenn…

:rofl::rofl: id be scared she’d total the house first, and id get my car back :smiley:

that is wrong!! ouch

oh ask he about her latest hit she hid from me for two days. This was last week I believe…Pewter knows about it…

pm?

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Chad, I could drive it through Giant Eagle parking lot and hit a big bright yellow cement pole. Would that work??

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i need something that wont look like my fault… i need to drive out in front of a senior citizen and let them blast me… then blame it on them :smiley:

NO I’ll tell you right here.

She gets the car back from when that chick hit here about a month ago. So between the front end being replaced 9 months ago (not her fault) and the back end being replaced a month ago (not her fault again) she goes and drives right into a yellow crash pole at giant eagle last wednesday morning. Bend the rim, rocker panel, and fucked up the passenger door.

She didn;t tell me till Thurdasy night at 9:30 PM when I was supposed to take the car to work that night at 10…

hahahaha.

I thought we were over this Mike? You want to still be bitter?

as jenn crosses legs :smiley:

So her record goes like this…

2 accidents - Some one esle’s fault
2 Accidents - her fault

Her fualt accidents

-Pulling forward doen the driveway and hitting the house.
-Pulling forward hitting giant YELLOW crash pole.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

no I;m actually laughing my ass of right now with Lurch laughing as well…

well theoretically they cancel out then. so Jenn has a clean record!

And the two accidents not my fault != anywhere near the two accidents that were.

i hit a red pool in sheetz once with my old winter beater…a 91 buick regal!!! man i hit it good to!!

See?! And you thought that girls were the only ones hitting stationary objects! Blue is pretty good at it too.

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