There are some funny ones in here…
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[SIZE=-1]• Two sisters, ages 22 and 23, were having a loud argument
over bacon in a Marne Road residence.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A Lakeview Avenue woman reported that she’s being
repeatedly harassed by a tenant at her
home. When she arrived home that day, the tenant was
screaming at her and telling her that she
was going to kill her. The tenant, a man, told her that her
primary offense is that she walks too
loudly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
• A naked female was seen being chased by a male with a
flashlight on Pine Ridge Road.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A child called 911 from a Kevin Court address reporting
that the battery on his toy Jeep was going
dead.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A female patient of a Harlem Road doctor kept coming
into the office and telling the doctor that
Jesus told her that “she is to have sex with him.” Police
warned the woman not to return to the
doctor’s office.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A Ellicott Drive female reported a female in another
apartment was threatening to beat her up
because she “took too many meatballs and way too much
sauce.” [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A confused male wearing a clown outfit on Cleveland Drive
was advised.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A Cleveland Drive female said she “lost her husband”
inside the house.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a
male and female
were having an argument about how the pizza had been
sliced.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]• A woman was caught attempting to steal several items,
including a metallic
Santa-style bra worth $10.99, from Kmart on Orchard Park
Road.[/SIZE]