Only a West Virginian could think of this … from the county where
drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West
Virginia. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) - flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles
left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently
waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer
test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll
have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Hillbilly. “Tonight I’m the
designated decoy.”
thats good.
“in the place where drunk driving is a sport”. lol
funny stuff
old one but a good one
hahhah thats freakin genius!
thats good…and somehow i didnt see it coming
oh man is that good
i can’t believe someone from West Virginia thought of this.
LOL, best one iv’e heard in awhile 
i printed this out and gave it to my b/f to hang up at his work…everyone there thought it was funny as hell