Good luck with that. There was definately somthing dripping from the passenger side.
If you checked the oil and it dosent look like chocolate milk that means your headgasket may be still good.
From the sound of it and your description it looks like somthing might have went awry in the turbo and it blew crap out of the intake coating the MAF sensor in oil and coolant thus causing your abnormally rich and lumpy idle.
Oh, and Did you get her number?