What did you do to your car today?

Fuck yeah. Beat the shit out of it and then bring it in around 90,000. “Hey, it’s got this tick, could you check it over plz? Also it’s hard to get into 3rd gear at times. I’m buying a new car soon and I’d really like to have this fixed before I trade it in.”

“Oh, you need a new top end/cam follower/timing chain and tensioner/engine/transmission. While we fix it, feel free to browse around the showroom and ask our salesmen any questions you may have.”

:rofl Good for another 100,000 hard milez.