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@Toronto240sx

Low ballers are everywhere. Do car sales for 8 years and then come talk to me about low ballers. LOL

Customer: How much is this car?
Me: Well we have discounted it from $21,990.00 to $18,990.00 in order to make it the cheapest one available on Autotrader dollar v.s. kilometers.
Customer: No I saw one cheaper somewhere else! It was $1500.00 cheaper!
Me: Did it have 48,000 km’s and full factory warranty?
Customer: No it had a few more but not much.
Me: Realy!!! Let’s go to Autotrader and check it out then!
Customer: NO NO NO it’s not important!
Me: It is to us! We want to make sure our’s is the best price.

Me and customer go to my office to negotiate and go on autotrader.

Me: Where is it sir?
Customer: Here it is!
Me: Sir that one has 92,000 kms! Ours has 48,000 how can you compare our price to his while ours has like half the kilometers?..wouldn’t you rather spend an extra $1500.00 for 44,000 km’s less?
Customer: 44,000 kms is nothing!
Me: So how come you are not there buying that one?
Customer: I don’t like the colour.
Me: but it’s the same colour as ours!
Customer: No sorry I meant the condition.
Me: Oh so it’s not in good shape as ours!
Customer: NO NO just minor things.

Me: So what would make you purchase this car right now?
Customer: A better price!
Me: So you are asking me to discount the cheapest one available in all of Ontario to even a lower price?
Customer: Yes
Me: Okay let’s write up the offer and I will see what I can do for you.

I write up bill of sale…

Me: So what is your offer price?
Customer: $16,000.00
Me: $16,000.00??? Are we talking about the same car? you can’t be serious?
Customer: Taxes included!
Me: ROFLMAO
Customer: confused look on his face
Me: Sir that’s crazy…let’s get serious for a second and let’s stop wasting each others time.
Customer: That’s my best offer Im paying CASH!

For some reason people who pay cash think they are God.

Me: Tell you what? You go shop around some more because you are not aware of the real market value of this vehicle.
Customer: I know you guys probably bought it for like $10,000.00
Me: If we had that much mark up on cars I wouldn’t need to sell you this car my self, my servent would do it for me LOL.
Customer: Well…that’s my final offer take it or leave it!
Me: WE WILL TAKE IT!!! DONE DEAL!!!
Customer: REALLY???
Me: Yes but under one condition which will be marked on your bill of sale.
Customer: what condition.
Me: If this car is still here by the end of 2009 when it will be actually worth the money you are offering for it, then you can come pick it up!!!
Customer: …Get’s hit by reality, bows head in shame and walks away.
Me:…I blow a fart and feel good about being a dick to a guy like that.

This was my experience at least once a day everyday!!!

Yes low ballers SUCK!

i cant belive i actualy read that lol its funny cause it sounds like somthing iwould do