what three items would you buy at wal mart to freak out the cashier?

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well?

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If it were a female cashier

  • Douche
  • Pantys
  • Makeup
  • stockings
  • Nyquil
  • Ski mask
  • Rope
  • Butter
  • Shaving Cream
  • Razors
  • Rubber gloves
  • Baseball bat
  • Barbie
  • Tent
  • Knife
  • 1 week supply of food
  • Garbage Bag
  • Radio
  • Kenny G CD
  • Motion Lotion
  • Earings
  • BB Gun

Male cashier-----

  • Dont know, us guys dont get freaked out much.

wow i’m freaky :kekegay:

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rope, condoms, duct tape

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olive oil , rubber gloves,plastic wrap

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supositories, toilet paper, and either rubber gloves or underwear.

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envelopes,powder sugar and rubber gloves

or try to take canned goods to the layaway :rofl:

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Frozen food, or fresh fruit would be better.

Womens underwear, duct tape, KY

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:rofl: i should do that for real :rofl:

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If someone does this, we need a picture of it with the cashier.

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1 Idustrial Size Jar Of Vasoline

2 Rope

3 A MiNi Skirt From The Jrs Dept

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Ski mask, condoms, duct tape

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plastic baggies, flour and a lighter

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A Dale Earhnart Jr T-shirt, a Jeff Gordon Hat, and a Mark Martin Jacket!

The clerk wont know whether to love you or hate you!

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Exlax, spandex shorts, and 50 copies of the Darkstar peanut butter picture.

If that doesn’t freak them out nothing will. If they ask to come with you, run for all you’re worth. Run! Run like the wind!

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  1. Box of Magnum XL Extra Large Condoms.

  2. Box of garbage bags.

  3. Shovel.

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Baseball Bat, Duct tape, Vasoline… “home made lovemaking kit”

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Big gas can, Fertilizer, Black Powder

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  1. hunting knife
  2. children’s underoos
  3. a copy of chicken soup for the soul