What to do for a pinched nerve???

haa haahaaaaa…I have 4 theories on the whole injury report…seeing as I have only met JEG once or twice at dodgeball these are uneducated theories from reading

  1. He is completely retarded and has no idea on how not to get hurt when doing things.

  2. He is completely retarded knows how to not get injured but does for attention because of his retardedness

  3. Is one of this people who have the slightest pain and cry wolf…like the pussies in High School Football who got hit and claimed they were injured or had a lil cough so they couldnt practice

  4. He is the most unlucky bastard EVAR

Again…These are only Hypothesis