lol not a bad idea actually, but too much of a puss to mess with her shit. That might not work out so well
i would leave the mickey mouse thing on her car.
thats actually funny, i just printed 10 of them.
lol
I’d just park elsewhere, walking is good for you 
you calling him fat?
lol on bth types of tickets i think i need some for the galleria mall and school.
Wait in the bushes and club the bitch in the knee. She’ll be parking in the handicapped space for a while.
lol are you suggesting that I give her the 'ol Nancy Kerrigan?
you calling him fat?[/quote]
I believe he did, just not so blatantly…
Haha, just do it at night. You could even use one of your own valve-stem caps, then just swap them quickly; would only take 5 seconds.
I lived next to a lady like that. If she didn’t get the spot closest to the door she would hit our cars with her door to screw with us. I looked up her phone number and listed her car online. Be sure to say that she works until 9pm so call after then! 
I remember sitting up listening to her phone ring all night long… ha ha…still makes me laugh.
old bitch…
rent a car and park so close she has to get in from the passenger side. If she keeps on doing it. rent 2 cars and wedge her in.
Those tickets rock too… has anyone keyed your car for it though?
I just parked a few spots down last night. I think she has the same complex as the lady badcompany described. She gets mad when she doesn’t get “her” spot (even though she’s the noobie) and parks like an asshole on purpose.
So I printed those tickets and wanted to use one, so I pull up close to a car at work so my passenger door is close to their driver door, get out, give them the ticket and walk in to work.
Then it dawned on me that it doesn’t work when blocking someone else in, and leaving your car there for them to know who the real asshole is.
Cliffnotes: Give ticket when leaving scene of offense, not upon arriving
lol genious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAF
i work with SliverGTP and there was a real old lady that parked over lines all the time, so he borrowed his father beater truck the one day and parked it as close to her driver side without hitting it. We then watched her from a meeting room go out to her suv. ( we get out at 5, but we waited to about 6:15 just to complete the task ). So shes finally crawling out to her vehicle. She walks up to it, looks at how close it is for a couple seconds. Then walks to the other side and continues to stare at her suv. ( at this point both of us are rolling on the floor with tears coming out of our eyes ). She tries to squeeze between the truck and her suv… goes in about 3 feet and gives up. She stares at the vehicles a couple more seconds then opens the passenger side door and attempts to climb in. Remember she is about 70. She gets one leg up and begins to hoist her decrypted body into the suv. SliverGTP says that he cannot watch this anymore and begins to head out of the meeting room. When suddenly she falls/tumbles out of her suv and hits the pavement. I immediately start gasping for air, my eyes swell shut and begin bursting out with tears or laughter. SliverGTP runs over to see what happened… we both laugh for a couple seconds, jump in my truck and split.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol: did she get the message?
saw this, had to add…
wait till the weather gets sooo cold that winshields will freeze. When she parks like afucktard, use a spray bottle that sprays a fine mist, go out side evry 15 minutes and put a nice coat of misted water on all her windows, do this for as long as you can per night, by morning she will have like an inch of ice that will take her forever to get off, also works great for doors and door locks!
I’m going to go through so many of those parking tags at UB lol. I watched some dumb cunt park on a 30* angle across two spots and thought she was good to go.
I can’t wait until there is snow on the ground to start seeing the train wrecks that are UB parking.
God I know exactly what you are talking about. The car I brought down to Texas with me keep in mind is a decently expensive brand new suv as of February. At least two of the doors are completely ruined now by assholes down here that open their doors without regard for other cars.
I always normally park away from people back in NY but in this apartment complex every single parking lot is exactly the same and they actually run out of spaces to park in so you can get screwed out of a parking space late at night. There isn’t anything else within walking distance which sucks.
The only solution I’ve come up with is to take this one space that has bamboo shit growing next to it and park way over close to it. It makes it a bit difficult for me to get in but at least that one side isn’t getting hit at all and it makes the other side out of reach by doors for the most part.