This morning downtown I snapped on this middle aged droopy bitch in the parking lot on church st near the 90 on ramps. She had the nerve to park about 1 inch from my side view mirror on my driver side. I was still in the car!!! Needless to see I was very vocal and pretty much called her everything I could come up with, after about a minute the parking attendent came over and told her he will have her towed in 5 minutes if she does not move. And to top it off she didn’t pay for the day or have a monthly pass haha
Parking that close and leaving a door ding in my car = Size 12 steel toe boot leaving a LARGE dent in your door…
I’ve done this a few times before…
So what if the dent didn’t come from the car that was next to you at the time? That’s a real shitty way to go about things and you probably deserve the dents.
I’ve done this 3 times…
All 3 times I parked in the middle of no where in a parking lot; probably 20-30 spaces from any other car.
I come out of the store and some jackass is parked right next to me (with only his/her car and mine in the whole area!!!) and I’ve had fresh dings… that is when I’ve done it…
My car is asshole parking proof.
These are the kind of people that think they are the only people in existance.
You know, the kind that just wander down the road veering left and veering right at 15mph below the speed limit.
You want to pass but you have no clue what they might do.
So you get to the parking lot and they drive at 1 mph down the middle then they pass a spot but want to back up because they flew by at 1mph.
Then it takes them 2 minutes to get into the spot and they are parked like an ass even though they spent 2 minutes struggling to understand the steering system in their car.
Ok one thing I don’t get is where people park. Granted I just moved into my apartment about a month ago, I still don’t understand this.
We have a 5 story parking ramp, so most people try to get a spot on floor 1 or 2. Ok what ever I’ll find some empty spots to park my corvette and my m3. So I park on Level 3. There are maybe, just maybe 25 cars out of say 60 spots. The back row is completely open in the farthest corner from the stairs and elevator everyday.
Perfect.
I park the vette in the corner and the M3 right next to it. I have been doing this for a month or so.
In the past week or so some asshole with a G35 always takes my M3’s spot. There are literally 10 spots to either side of my vette open. I want to kill the guy.
The other night I’m coming home late, maybe 8 ish and this tool box is in his car ready to leave. So I made it my point to sit there right in front of him with my blinker on and waited for him to leave so I could pull into my spot.
You’d think there might be a reason to wait, when there is 20 other spots…yah he still doesn’t get it.
I might have to kill him and hide the body in his own trunk.
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Same thing happened to me. I have been parking in the same spot for 6 months, and it seems that anytime I leave a stupid asian girl in a kia parks there now.
Sadly, my girlfriend says “What the fuck is the big deal? It’s a public parking lot…”
I see where you are coming from, but again… my girlfriend has a point. We are in the habit that it is “OUR FUCKING SPOT!” but it really isnt 
I hate people that make me change my habits, especially since they see where I park everyday and don’t realize they’re fucking with me…
buy 30yds of egg-crate type foam and superglue it all over her car
leave a note on her windshield that says “Since you insist on parking like a cunt, i padded your car as a courtesy towards those unfortunate to be parked next to you.”
lol oddly enough, she hasn’t been seen since this was posted. Hopefully she moved back to VT