Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED

[slwrthnu]

@99FRC

One out of one hundred stories: I went to a birthday party for my buddy’s wife. Well, I ended up drinking more than I ever ever have in my entire life. On top of that we had Absinth. The REAL shit. It’s really cool by the way, it’s like being drunk, but being happy drunk, it’s the only way I can describe it. After that, we smoked like 2 huge cigars while laying in the front yard. Needless to say, I woke up the next morning wrapped around the toilet, and was drunk for the ENTIRE next day, had to stay again, and then finally was able to make it to the front of his house where someone was able to give me a ride home, 2 days later. It wasn’t the dumbest thing that happened to me while being drunk, but it’s the most amount of alcohol I have ever drank, and that in itself was dumb. BTW, I can no longer eat or even smell anything that tastes like black licoriche. I get an instant gag reflex since that is what the absinth tastes like.

drank absinth, fucked a midget that told me she loved me 3 times durring sex.

yea thats my absinth story, not near my worse drunk story though